uncle mikey
Hello, If you've navigated this page, it's likely you already know a little about me, but just in case..
Welcome to my personal website!
HOWDY from Texas! I 'm Mike.
If you can't tell from the photo, I am a big goof.
I try to live every moment to the fullest, and push myself to partake in new experiences, even if they scare me.
I love learning, and have a several degrees; the latest in Pastry Arts. Very expensive hobby.
By day, I am an administrative assistant. On the weekends, a demonstration chef.
I have been in customer service for much of my adult working life.
When I'm not working, some of my hobbies are gardening, cooking, baking(obvs), and social media. I mostly live a ketogenic lifestyle, am
a nudist, very amateur photographer, and love the beach! I also love traveling to new places, especially if there is a shoreline, and trying out new recipes in the kitchen.
announcments
I am so excited to be featured in the 100th issue of Go Naked Magazine! I love the magazine, and have been a long time subscriber. Nick does an awesome job publishing a beautiful and vibrant testament to the gay nudist community!
Magazines can be purchased A La Carte, or by subscription. Each purchase supports a small business and helps Nick to keep the magazine going!
Ask me anything.
FAQ
Why do you call yourself "Uncle Mikey"?
It's simple really. I have three nieces, and my name is Mike.Really though, younger guys always want to call me daddy, and it is a little foreign to me. I am no one's daddy. Though I am of the certain age group, daddy is a mindset. So, I go with uncle. Everyone loves a fun guncle. You can call me Uncle, Uncle Mikey, Uncle Mike, or just Mike. I will answer to all.
Where can I find you?
I can typically be found on BlueSky or Discord.
Does ball stretching hurt?
Everyone is different. full stop. For me, no, it does not hurt. Some guys balls are more sensitive to pressure, and it will hurt, or at least be very uncomfortable. My advice, if you are really interested is to take it slow. Start with a silicone stretcher, they are a little easier to install and are not aided by gravity like their metal counterparts. If you want to get the real, permanent stretch though, metal donut weights are the way to go. There is an article posted to my profile on X that goes into more detail, just go to the article tab on my profile. Feel free to email me(link below), or join me in spaces to learn more. I will leave you with this though, like building muscles, it is not a quick process. It took me years and years of dedicated effort to achieve the growth that I desired.
Did you Prince Albert(PA) hurt?
Can you still pee standing up?
How does it feel during sex?
(short answers)
- It did. Was it the worst pain I have ever felt. NO.
- Yes, I can still pee standing up, though it did take some adjustment and practice to not pee on my pant legs and shoes.
- Couldn't tell you how it feels during sex, I have always taken it out for sex of any kind.
(longer answers)
For me, it was like getting labs drawn, or a shot. The needle going through lasted less than ten seconds, and it was over. Getting my nipples pierced was WAY worse. The anticipation, and the three or so days after are what is uncomfortable. The after care is also worth noting. It is everyday, twice a day, for weeks, and no sex for 4-8 weeks.
I am no expert, and would refer you to https://www.piercingbible.com/piercing-information for more detailed and in-depth information afout male genital piercings.
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BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME!
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A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words
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These are really just fun hobby for me, I do not fancy mysel
Uncle’s calendar
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weekend appointment requests must be at least three weeks in advance. No exceptions
weekend appointment requests must be at least three weeks in advance. No exceptions
weekend appointment requests must be at least three weeks in advance. No exceptions
weekend appointment requests must be at least three weeks in advance. No exceptions
weekend appointment requests must be at least three weeks in advance. No exceptions
weekend appointment requests must be at least three weeks in advance. No exceptions
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