uncle mikey

Why do you call yourself "Uncle Mikey"?

It's simple really. I have three nieces, and my name is Mike.Really though, younger guys always want to call me daddy, and it is a little foreign to me. I am no one's daddy. Though I am of the certain age group, daddy is a mindset. So, I go with uncle. Everyone loves a fun guncle. You can call me Uncle, Uncle Mikey, Uncle Mike, or just Mike. I will answer to all.

Where can I find you?

I can typically be found on BlueSky or Discord. 

Does ball stretching hurt?

Everyone is different. full stop. For me, no, it does not hurt. Some guys balls are more sensitive to pressure, and it will hurt, or at least be very uncomfortable. My advice, if you are really interested is to take it slow. Start with a silicone stretcher, they are a little easier to install and are not aided by gravity like their metal counterparts.  If you want to get the real, permanent stretch though, metal donut weights are the way to go. There is an article posted to my profile on X that goes into more detail, just go to the article tab on my profile. Feel free to email me(link below), or join me in spaces to learn more. I will leave you with this though, like building muscles, it is not a quick process. It took me years and years of dedicated effort to achieve the growth that I desired.

Did you Prince Albert(PA) hurt?

Can you still pee standing up?

How does it feel during sex?

(short answers)

• It did. Was it the worst pain I have ever felt. NO.
• Yes, I can still pee standing up, though it did take some adjustment and practice to not pee on my pant legs and shoes.
• Couldn't tell you how it feels during sex, I have always taken it out for sex of any kind.

 (longer answers)

 For me, it was like getting labs drawn, or a shot. The needle going through lasted less than ten seconds, and it was over. Getting my nipples pierced was WAY worse. The anticipation, and  the three or so days after are what is uncomfortable. The after care is also worth noting. It is everyday, twice a day, for weeks, and no sex for 4-8 weeks. Most can gently masturbate after a few weeks, and you can of course still give head, bottom, cuddle, and kiss; but NO getting head and NO topping.  I did miss the blow-jobs, but am mostly a bottom, so the no topping thing didn't bother me.

I am no expert, and would refer you to https://www.piercingbible.com/piercing-information for more detailed and in-depth information afout male genital piercings.

For those that don't know:

 The Prince Albert (PA) 

piercing is one of the most common penis piercings. It’s done by inserting a barbell or other jewelry through the hole where pee comes out (urethra) and out of the underside behind the head (glans).

A Reverse PA 

is done by inserting a barbell or other piece of jewelry into the urethra and out of the top of the glans. The exit hole is on top of the head instead of underneath.

A Deep Shaft Reverse PA 

is done by inserting a barbell or other piece of jewelry into the urethra and out of the top of the shaft. The exit hole is much farther down, far away from the head.

(diagram below, pictures of my PA are on my X feed)

The origins of things always fasinates me, so...

Stories have proliferated throughout the ages of Queen Victoria's husband, the noble Prince Albert, and an alleged phallic adornment he was reputed to wear. Legend tells that the prince pierced his male parts in order to "assist the hang of his genitals within relatively tight trousers." That might seem like an overcorrection, but various royal customs throughout the centuries have certainly looked odd at times. 

Another theory postulates that Prince Albert had something known as Peyronie's disease, which is an ailment that creates a severe curve in the penis and causes extremely painful erections. The piercing some claimed he had was rumored to assist in stifling the overarching curvature. However, there has never been any substantial evidence to fully credit either proclamation, so the legend of the Prince Albert piercing remains nothing more than a legend. 

If you clicked on Elayne's link above, you will see that both these rumors are just that, rumors. So the mystery of why it's called a prince albert continues.